Difference between revisions of "Unfermented Fruit Beer"
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| + | Steps to make Unfermented Fruit Beer (also known as "Slushie", "Smoothie", "Slurpy", "Popsicle", etc. by marketing teams that know how to appeal to childhood nostalgia: | ||
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| + | # Buy some fruit puree. | ||
| + | # Package it with whatever beer you want. | ||
| + | # Add some dissolved sugar/vanilla/lactose (or whatever). | ||
| + | # Carbonate it light to reduce gushing. | ||
| + | # Instead of expecting customers to "keep it cold", use the easy money to take some responsibility and buy a damn pasteurizer. | ||
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| + | Noteworthy resources: | ||
https://www.goodbeerhunting.com/sightlines/2018/8/22/exploding-cans | https://www.goodbeerhunting.com/sightlines/2018/8/22/exploding-cans | ||
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| + | https://www.craftbeerjoe.com/craft-beer-styles/exploding-cans-of-fruit-beer/ | ||
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| + | https://www.pastemagazine.com/drink/craft-beer/exploding-beer-cans-trillium-450-north-fruit/ | ||
Revision as of 00:18, 22 December 2020
Steps to make Unfermented Fruit Beer (also known as "Slushie", "Smoothie", "Slurpy", "Popsicle", etc. by marketing teams that know how to appeal to childhood nostalgia:
- Buy some fruit puree.
- Package it with whatever beer you want.
- Add some dissolved sugar/vanilla/lactose (or whatever).
- Carbonate it light to reduce gushing.
- Instead of expecting customers to "keep it cold", use the easy money to take some responsibility and buy a damn pasteurizer.
Noteworthy resources:
https://www.goodbeerhunting.com/sightlines/2018/8/22/exploding-cans
https://www.craftbeerjoe.com/craft-beer-styles/exploding-cans-of-fruit-beer/
https://www.pastemagazine.com/drink/craft-beer/exploding-beer-cans-trillium-450-north-fruit/