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Steps to make Unfermented Fruit Beer (also known as "Slushie", "Smoothie", "Slurpy", "Popsicle", etc. by marketing teams that know how to appeal to childhood nostalgia):
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Steps to make Unfermented Fruit Beer (also known as "Slushie", "Smoothie", "Slurpy", "Popsicle", "Sploojie", etc. by marketing teams that know how to appeal to childhood nostalgia):
  
 
# Buy some fruit puree.
 
# Buy some fruit puree.
# Package it with whatever beer you want.
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# Package it with whatever beer or seltzer you want.
 
# Add some dissolved sugar/vanilla/lactose (or whatever).
 
# Add some dissolved sugar/vanilla/lactose (or whatever).
 
# Carbonate it light to reduce gushing.
 
# Carbonate it light to reduce gushing.
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Noteworthy resources:
 
Noteworthy resources:
  
* [https://www.facebook.com/groups/MilkTheFunk/permalink/2251128198248715/ MTF thread on Unfermented Fruit Beers that become grenades.]
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* [https://www.facebook.com/groups/MilkTheFunk/permalink/2251128198248715/ MTF thread on commercial Unfermented Fruit Beers that become grenades.]
  
 
* https://www.goodbeerhunting.com/sightlines/2018/8/22/exploding-cans
 
* https://www.goodbeerhunting.com/sightlines/2018/8/22/exploding-cans

Revision as of 16:32, 9 April 2021

Obligatory ridiculous glassware must accompany "heavily" fruited sours.

Steps to make Unfermented Fruit Beer (also known as "Slushie", "Smoothie", "Slurpy", "Popsicle", "Sploojie", etc. by marketing teams that know how to appeal to childhood nostalgia):

  1. Buy some fruit puree.
  2. Package it with whatever beer or seltzer you want.
  3. Add some dissolved sugar/vanilla/lactose (or whatever).
  4. Carbonate it light to reduce gushing.
  5. If selling to go, instead of expecting customers to "keep it cold", use the easy money to take some responsibility and buy a damn pasteurizer. Or at least add some potassium sorbate and hope for the best.

Video instructions for making these at home (no homebrewing required):


Noteworthy resources: