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Steps to make Unfermented Fruit Beer (also known as "Slushie", "Smoothie", "Slurpy", "Popsicle", etc. by marketing teams that know how to appeal to childhood nostalgia): | Steps to make Unfermented Fruit Beer (also known as "Slushie", "Smoothie", "Slurpy", "Popsicle", etc. by marketing teams that know how to appeal to childhood nostalgia): | ||
Revision as of 20:16, 22 December 2020
Steps to make Unfermented Fruit Beer (also known as "Slushie", "Smoothie", "Slurpy", "Popsicle", etc. by marketing teams that know how to appeal to childhood nostalgia):
- Buy some fruit puree.
- Package it with whatever beer you want.
- Add some dissolved sugar/vanilla/lactose (or whatever).
- Carbonate it light to reduce gushing.
- If selling to go, instead of expecting customers to "keep it cold", use the easy money to take some responsibility and buy a damn pasteurizer. Or at least add some potassium sorbate and hope for the best.
Video instructions for making these at home (no homebrewing required):
Noteworthy resources:
https://www.goodbeerhunting.com/sightlines/2018/8/22/exploding-cans
https://www.craftbeerjoe.com/craft-beer-styles/exploding-cans-of-fruit-beer/
https://www.pastemagazine.com/drink/craft-beer/exploding-beer-cans-trillium-450-north-fruit/