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[[File:Most hyped beer in the world.jpg|thumbnail|250px|right|Obligatory ridiculous glassware must accompany "heavily" fruited sours.]]
Steps to make Unfermented Fruit Beer (also known as "Slushie", "Smoothie", "Slurpy", "Popsicle", "Sploojie", etc. by marketing teams that know how to appeal to childhood nostalgia):
# Buy some fruit puree.
# Package it with whatever beer or seltzer you want.
# Add some dissolved sugar/vanilla/lactose (or whatever).
# Carbonate it light to reduce gushing.
Noteworthy resources:
* [https://www.facebook.com/groups/MilkTheFunk/permalink/2251128198248715/ MTF thread on commercial Unfermented Fruit Beers that become grenades.]
* https://www.goodbeerhunting.com/sightlines/2018/8/22/exploding-cans